Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Garbage in, garbage out!

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*Disclaimer- This is a parody. I'm not insinuating anything about anybody's writing. Except maybe my own.

I'm editing the first draft of one of my manuscripts. Just in case you wondered.

Anyway, today's clue for tomorrow's interview:

She's a Paranormal YA author, who's first book will debut on September 21.

4 comments:

Christi Goddard said...

It sounds... very messy. :-)

ElbieNy25 said...

I am frantastic at producing my own crappy writing, no laxatives needed. You have 36 followers? That's fantastic btw. Not too long ago you were happy about reaching double digits. Any advice?

Claire Dawn said...

@ Chriti- lol.

@ Elbie- I write and I'm active on WD and inkwell. I don't know how, but people show up. In a month I've gone from 9 to 36. I'm a little taken aback.

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