Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Master of the Fashion Disaster

When it comes to wardrobe malfunctions, you name, I've had it. Actually, it's not so much the wardrobe malfunctioning as it is me. :)

I don't pay a lot (=none at all) of attention to getting dressed, so I dress absentmindedly and often make 'mistakes'.

Wearing shoes from two different pairs together: I've done that.
Wearing clothes inside out: I've done that.
Wearing my mother's (clean) underwear: I've done that. (Made even more hilarious by the fact that my mother is 6 sizes bigger than me. Could not figure out for the life of me why my undies kept falling down. Thankfully my old uniform had a pants, or they might have just fallen off and dropped into the sea- it was when I was working on the sub.)

Today's malfunction actually seems kinda tame. I've been at work for 2 and a half hours and just noticed that my shirt is on backwards!

Laughing to myself I went off to the restroom and fixed it. But the material is the type that holds a shape, so now I have two fairly obviously breast shapes poking out of my back!

So now, I kinda look like this:


Marsha Sigman said...

At least your hair looks good. I have had numerous episodes with wardrobe malfunctions. One particular incident comes to mind...just remember you are not alone. You can always say you are starting a new fashion trend.

Claire Dawn said...

Ha ha! I'm sure it would work out here too!