Master of the Fashion Disaster

When it comes to wardrobe malfunctions, you name, I've had it. Actually, it's not so much the wardrobe malfunctioning as it is me. :)

I don't pay a lot (=none at all) of attention to getting dressed, so I dress absentmindedly and often make 'mistakes'.

Wearing shoes from two different pairs together: I've done that.
Wearing clothes inside out: I've done that.
Wearing my mother's (clean) underwear: I've done that. (Made even more hilarious by the fact that my mother is 6 sizes bigger than me. Could not figure out for the life of me why my undies kept falling down. Thankfully my old uniform had a pants, or they might have just fallen off and dropped into the sea- it was when I was working on the sub.)

Today's malfunction actually seems kinda tame. I've been at work for 2 and a half hours and just noticed that my shirt is on backwards!

Laughing to myself I went off to the restroom and fixed it. But the material is the type that holds a shape, so now I have two fairly obviously breast shapes poking out of my back!

So now, I kinda look like this: